sex quiz for whizz kids

SEX. Oh, what’s that?

Folks, just dump the frilly old birds-and-bees story. And definitely skip the tacky love-romance track.

The subtlety is totally lost on them.

Ah, so. Kids these days are really so switched on. They’ve got the Internet, reality TV shows, Wii and all…  Take a more intellectual stab, then.  The raw and real deal. The ‘selfish gene’ animal dominance theory, perhaps?

Wrong.

9 year old boy:

oh, you just take out your doodle…

10 year old brother:

and you wee wee on your lady!

Easy Peesy!